So, during a year which continued the trend of being every-so-more-surreal instead of settling into a routine after nine years, here – in no particular order – are Icepeople’s 10 strangest stories for 2017 (the only “rule” is they can’t be one of the “10 biggest stories” – i.e. anti-nuke missile activities?īut we all had to keep living our day-to-day while awaiting nuclear winter…although sometimes it meant doing so without clean cars, toilet paper and Santa Claus (hmm…until the moment we wrote sentence it never occurred to us local politicians might be part of the War On Christmas that Wiggy Trump so bravely fought while comparing his dick size to his non-existent “nuclear button”). And while the West keeps being accused of being weaklings, what were they doing gathering at our top-secret satellite facility which some suggest is a base for NATO/U.S. Then there was the End Of Life As We Know It due to a full-scale invasion of Svalbard by Russia (and did they practice using nukes on us?).
As always, there were innumerable (a really stupid word, since what it really means is we were too lazy to actually do a count) number of references to the Doomsday Vault – but this year more dire than usual thanks to the supposedly “flooding” so many saw as a precursor to the end of humanity. And the theory linking the vault to a mysterious planet forecast to strike Earth during the fall. seriously scary) in many other parts of the world during the year, but given the number of times the word “doomsday” was associated with the coolest small town on Earth the odds seem to suggest at least one of them happened and we’re all now On The Other Side Of The Looking Glass. We feel safe saying after 2017 we’re now living in an alternate universe. ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
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